Dear Friends: I'm Sorry!

Dear Friends,

I write to you all in hopes to give you a glimpse and better understanding of what I go through each day.  Yes, I realize my last blog post was on December 2nd.  Am I abandoning the blog? What?! Are you crazy???  No.  I'm wishing I had a third arm so I have 1-2 hands/arms available to blog, while the other hand/arm does something like hold a baby, do the dishes or feed my face....VERY rarely I find myself with 30 seconds of spare time and I think to myself "Do I start a blogpost?...or go take a whiz??..." Then I have to remind myself my sleep deprivation is making me lack better judgement.  I've started leaving sticky notes or phone reminders to do things like take a shower and go to the bathroom.

What's that smell? Oh gosh.  Sorry, that wiff of sour cream is probably my shirt sleeve.  Pennie puked on me and I didn't have a burp rag within arms reach so I had to use my Go-Go-Gadget SHIRT!  Oh how I wish I was Inspector Gadget these days....

I'm sorry I haven't texted you back.  There are a few reasons for this unintentional ignoring.  Yes, I read your text and had every intention of replying. Your text did make me smile AND think of you.  First of all, when I'm holding a sleeping babe I can't risk a ringtone waking her up, so my phone most often is on silent. SECOND of all, auto correct is such an unpredictable pain in the butt...if I don't have two free hands I don't dare text you back.  After trying to respond to Tommy once and say "you got it" and I instead replied "Yeah go tits" I quickly learned texting while holding a baby is like texting while driving...baaaaaad idea.  It sure got Tommy all riled up though ;)

So I was thinking we could go out for dinner sometime and catch up? Oh wait...you know what?  I keep forgetting Pennie usually starts falling asleep around 7:30 and at that point, I need to still go to bed when she does since she's waking up every two hours.  You wanna come over? Eh...well, actually maybe we should hold off on that thought too.  Its been three months since I've been able to clean my house.  Dang, I really need to get on this third arm growing thing...

Thanks for the nice comments on my work wear.  Mostly wearing dresses these days due to the fact that my friggin pants still don't fit, and I can suck my gut in with tummy control tights.  I've been boycotting buying fat pants and occasionally am still wearing my maternity pants with the stretchy band.  Remember when I cried in the maternity store because I thought preggy clothes were preposterous?! What was I thinking?! Never again.  Preggy pants took my Thanksgiving feasting to a whole new level.

Attention chick blog readers.  I interrupt this news broadcast due to a fussy baby.  In keeping with the spirit of this blog post I, trusty husband and faithful father, have stepped in to finish this post for Lis as she has been called away for a feeding by our milk vampire.  Perhaps in another month and a half Lisa will be able to write another blog post and possibly finish it as well.  Until that time go about your lives and think of us as you go to the movies, go out to dinner and get to poo without being interrupted by blood curdling screams of milk lust.  Namaste

A Mom's UnFriends...

As promised here is a continuation of my previous post .  I had written about my new besties that I've become acquainted with since having a baby.  I continue to deepen my "relationships" with those things as each day continues to go by. For example, I'm writing this post with a baby strapped to my chest in the BABYBJORN .  Since this time of year everyone acts more thankful than normal, I must say, DANG I'm thankful for this gadget!

While there are a few things that I've learned to love, there are also a few things that I've grown to hate. If these things had facebook accounts I would UNFRIEND them.  Parenting definitely has it challenges (listen to me...I say this like I've been a mother for decades, it's been 7 weeks) and these little qwerks have not been making it easier.

I feel like so many moms paint this picture like parenting is perfect heavenly bliss.  Now I'm not trying to say that it isn't, because I wouldn't change my life for anything! But I've GOT to believe that there are other moms in hiding who share my dislike (when the crap is facebook going to make a thumbs down button!?) with these motherhood "snags" if you will...So anyways, THESE are the things that I could live without:

1. Hurley's Vocal Chords - Hurley is our dog. Don't get me wrong, I love him dearly...but he does not make naptime easy for a baby OR the mom who is trying to use that time to catch up.  I've learned where the expression "Sleep Like A Baby" comes from.  If you think about it, a baby develops their ears at like week 18 or something?! So for 23 weeks Pennie's ears heard dogs playing, vacuums running, me crying and her dad whistling. She heard all kinds of noise. So she sleeps through most noisy disruptions during her naps -- except for Hurley's Bark.  It's so loud.  He seems to have gotten louder, but maybe I'm just hyper sensitive to our surroundings now. Hmm...and right now our neighbor on the other side of our wall seems to be loudly humming a song I've never heard before.  So here's hoping Hurley tones it down soon because this Mama might lose it if he doesn't.
2. Breastfeeding - If I got a nickel for every Mom who told me breastfeeding is such an amazing bonding experience, Pennie would have a pretty decent savings account started.  I was feeling pretty terrible when I wasn't experiencing this amazing bonding experience...I was having more of this feel-like-a-dairy-cow experience...So, nuff said...we're working on it.
3. Nursing Bras - So speaking of breastfeeding woes...the whole kit and caboodle, including the "nursing wear" is just too weird...They're not convenient. They're not reasonably priced AND all your junk still hangs out when you nurse your baby.  I have no issues with those who nurse in public places, but that will never be me...nursing get up or not. 
4. Houses without fenced in yards - I love our animals and I also love walking.  Typically, taking our dogs for walks throughout the day is a way for me to relax and unwind...but now that we have a baby that never naps, it's hard to take two dogs and a baby on a stroll to relieve our dogs. SO, a fenced in yard is something I dream about these days. 
5. Netflix, no autoplay WHAT!? - Taking care of a baby requires a lot of living room time.  We walk in circles, we bounce, we rock, we sing, we dance....WHILE watching TV. Haha. Some multi tasking eh!?  We watch Hulu & Netflix and we love both for different reasons, but my UNfriend in this sitch is that I really can't stand the fact that Netflix doesn't have an autoplay option. So after each 21 minute episode of a show, you have to repush play. Hey Netflix, HULU has one upped you with an autoplay feature! Step up your game!!!
6. Shopping Carts - Several stores have shopping carts that are compatible to the baby car seats and carriers. They conveniently hook right on to the baby seat section of the cart. Many of you know I'm a tad on the short side. So some carts are not so Lisa friendly because the cart with the carrier on top is so high I can't see where we're going! Costco's carts so far are definitely the worst! I can't see ANYTHING. So baby has to go INSIDE the cart and groceries go in the upper seat section.  Target carts are a little on the irritating side as well. BUT, I LOVE Lowes carts and Giant Eagle's carts (we're really living life on the wild side these days at Lowes, Giant Eagle, Target and Costco.).
7. Hormones - Last but not least...my stupid hormones are NOT my friend. No woman likes crying all the time, feeling like an emotional basket case or going through all these weird body changes. Stupid hormones...I don't like you. 

But after all these UNfriend snags, how about ending on a Friendly note?!  Take a look at this pic and try not to smile. Bet you can't do it!!! Baby Bowlin loves eating her Bjorn.  I need to be a poster child for the Bjorn, seriously! Couldn't live without it!  If you're a mom of a tiny one, you need one of these!

A Mom's Best Friends

I'm still not sure that I feel like I've earned the title of Mom, but we're definitely in loooove with our Pretty Pennie, and she is giving us lots of parenting practice. Now that we've been practicing for a month, I've acquired a few new essential friends that I've learned I can't live without:

1. Baby Pennie - Duh. I've fallen for this sweet little bundle and she's my new bestie.  Sometimes she makes me cry when I have no idea what she wants or what I'm doing, but then she squeaks out her little 5 week old smile it makes my heart melt.  Can't live without her.
2. Dry Shampoo - This  toiletry has become one of my new best friends.  Those mornings you wake up and have a screaming baby that needs you to feed her, play with her, change her and just rock and cuddle, I find myself fretting about my everyday hygiene..."When am I going to shower?", "I wish I could brush my teeth...", "I really, reeeeally have to pee!" Anyways, dry shampoo is an amazing wonder that lets your shower time eliminate the whole hair washing regimen...followed by the eternity it takes to dry my thick mane. I'm obsessed. Now if only there was dry toothpaste, dry showers or dry bathroom breaks (not sure how those could work...but still)!
3. BABYBJORN - I'm developing a reputation on our block -- Neighborhood Crazy Lady. Picture this: A Lady walking down the street with the a baby strapped to her chest, walking two dogs, squatting down to pick up their doo-doo with a noise machine nestled inside her shirt to calm her baby.  Yes. The "Lady" is me.  Can you imagine what people are thinking when they walk passed me with the dogs, a baby and the sound of a babbling brook coming from my chest? Thank GOD for the Baby Bjorn. 
4. Relax Melodies: A white noise app - Speaking of the babbling brook coming from my chest...it was really the AWESOME "Relax & Sleep" App that I could now never get sleep without. Because I need white noise to sleep? No, because it helps babies sleep. Amazing friend Bethany informed me of the Mommy secret that babies are comforted by weird loud sounds that mimic what they heard in the womb.  Some of the sounds on the app are a little weird, like the Buddhist Monk Choir (pretty sure there wasn't one of those in my uterus, so we don't play that noise for her)...but she seems to be put in a trance by the Fountain sound. Click on the link. This one is free.
5. Library Smart Phone App - I will never love a library more than I loved Columbus's Downtown Metro Library, but Pittsburgh's Carnegie Library is pretty awesome. So awesome, in fact, that it has its own free app. Yes I love my Kindle, but when your hands are full with baby and you've got a babbling brook coming from your phone anyways, why not read a book from your phone? I checked them out from the library, on my phone, while holding a hungry baby.
6. Coffee - to list coffee as one of my essential new besties is pretty much an understatement. I would not be functioning without it. And now since I'm averaging between 4-5  hours of sleep a night (if I'm lucky), a cup of joe in the evening is also a necessity. My coffee machine has recently lit up a blinking light indicating "CLEANING TIME"...how?!
7. Spit Up - One would think for as often as I'm wearing those cheesy spit up chunks and smelling like baby puke, that I'm new besties with spit up. Or perhaps it makes people think that I love the smell? Nooooope. But since this seems to inevitable...I think I need to work on my feelings towards this "friend"...

Stay tuned for my next list of not-so-besties...Duty calls! My baby that sleeps with her arms up is starting to gurgle and fling her little arms at me. 

Letters to Pennie...

So I'm still off the grid with the whole blogging thing, but I've been wanting to check in quickly with at least SOMEthing to keep you all baited for what's to come.

As most of you know, after a long nine months of working and growing a baby, she finally arrived!  Since we boycotted reading any books prior to her arrival, we've been winging this whole parenting thing. It's a little overwhelming, but we love our little bundle and are quickly getting the hang of our new joyous reality. We never imagined we could have so much love! AND for a BABY!!! I love a BABY!! Can you believe it!? I'm serious. Crazy about her.

So I've been keeping my lists of blog ideas that should make you laugh, but in the meantime, I thought I'd share a post of Tommy's "web log" he wrote to our future baby a few months ago. It's hilarious and so sweet.  Since I'm hormonal and crying a lot for no reason, it made me get misty eyed.  I thought it was cute and worth sharing since many of you have been asking for SOME sort of blog update.

So without further adieu, here is a sweet little letter that Tommy wrote to his future daughter while she was still cookin'!  We called her "Bobbin" for a while because the name "Penny" meant "Bobbin Weaver"....not sure what that is? But her code pre-birth baby name was Bobbin for a few months. Here's the cute note (now I'm off to go snuggle my little bundle of love).

Hi Bobbin,

     As your dad (which sounds weird to me right now, but I’m sure will turn into the most important moniker in my life) I wanted to impart some words of wisdom to you as you grow and become your own wonderful person.  I am not the wisest man in the world, far from it (probably in the bottom 3% of human kind), but I have lived through lots of things in my life so here are some things I have learned:

1. Think before you speak.  Seriously, everybody wants to talk all the time but they have nothing important to say.  Make your words count and people will listen.
2. Learn to throw a ball.  Girls who can’t throw balls look really ridiculous!  Hehe.  Your Mom can throw one really well and that’s something I love about her.  All guys like a girl who can play with them, so we’ll work on this!
3. Save your love for someone who deserves it.  Life is full of heartache, especially in the teen years.  Save yourself from some and realize that you are great and only deserve someone who is equally great.
4. Along those same lines, boys are idiots.  They don’t want to be just “friends”.  Except maybe in rare cases or they are gay boys. 
5. Be decisive.  Find what you are good at in life and stick with it.  It took me a long time to figure out what I wanted to do with my life..  Your Mom and I will support you in whatever you do, unless you want to become a professional roller skater or VCR technician.
6. A strong work ethic will get you very far in life.  Your Mom is the best example of this I know!  Talk to her about it..  Hehe.
7. Love God.  Talk to him and listen to him and everything will be ok.
8. Dogs truly are man (and woman’s) best friends.  Except for little stupid yippy dogs.  Those don’t count.  They aren’t real dogs.  They are more like cats and cats are dumb.  Cute, but dumb.
9. If you take after one of your parents, pick your mom :o).  She is well balanced, unafraid of life and genuine.  Take notes.
10. School is important.  I hated school until I was able to choose what I wanted to do with it. Any source of learning is critical even if it’s boring.  This is coming from a lifelong student. :o)
11. Learn punctuation and how to spell.  Grammar errors are the world’s biggest problem; don’t contribute to them.
12. Don’t be afraid of anything.  Life is too short to be a wuss.  Unless any of the following are involved: Sharks, ghosts, zombies, satan, someone with a gun, AIDS, undercooked meat, drugs, country music, under water pictures, clowns, or Tyler Perry.
13. My head and my heart generally tell me two different things which can be confusing. I go with my gut.  It’s always right.
14. Books are one of the most wonderful things ever created.  If the choice is TV or a book, pick the book unless there is something really sweet on the tube like the Olympics, or the book is Twilight or something by Nicholas Sparks.
15. If you ever find yourself in a situation lacking food, get some peanut butter.  Not only is it delicious, but also semi-healthy and will keep you full.  
16. Don't fart in an elevator, someone will get on right after you do and know YOU did it!  At least wait until right before you are waiting to get off, rip a huge one, then hit all the floor buttons before you run out so that person is stuck with it on every floor in the building.

We are super excited for you to come.  Hurry up.  I don't have an exam this week so start swimming toward the light baybet!

Namaste 

If you like Hunger Games, you'll like Divergent!

I'll start out saying I was a fan of this book.  While the general concept of the book reminds me a good bit of the Hunger Games idea, Veronica Roth has taken enough of her own twist that the storyline keeps you engaged to read to the end.

In this particular dystopian novel, rather than the futuristic government setup of having "districts", Divergent's idea of government are divided into these "factions."  By the end of the book, I'm annoyed by the word "faction", but just temporarily get over it cuz they talk about it CONSTANTLY.

At a certain age, children must choose their "destiny" and basically go through a faction try out training.  Each faction: Amity, Erudite, Abnegation & Dauntless, all embrace different characteristics that define your being.

The main character, Tris (Beatrice), decides to go wayward from the faction in which she was raised since she never fully felt like she belonged in her family born faction.  When leaving your faction and attempting to join another you have to go through an initiation and training.  Once you abandon your faction, you can never go back, and only a certain number of initiates are accepted into their "chosen" faction.  So there is tension and suspense with this aspect of continually wondering who will get the boot and become what they call "factionless"...which is basically just a pathetic version of a really homeless outcast.

The idea of these factions are a little robotic for me.  Could you imagine living in a district or a city surrounded by people with your personality traits?  I guess for some traits this might not be an issue, but for strong willed, independent individuals this sounds nighmare-ish!  And this seems to also lead to where the mystery of "DIVERGENT" develops.  The book never really defines Divergent because Veronica wants us to all read her second book.  But she implies that a Divergent is somehow a faction rebel.  These divergent are kind of referenced like a Voldemort or "Those We Don't Speak of" from The Village.  They're probably going to break down this whole stinkin "faction" thing and recreate world peace :)

I think the Divergent are really level headed, smart peeps who get that this faction crap is bull...(there is this weird hair or something stuck in my letter "s"or "w" key on my keyboard...I can't see it, but I feel it and it's driving me nutsoid!).  The story ends abruptly kinda like a "walking into the horizon" type finish...leaves you wondering: where're they going? what's going to happen next? are they divergent now? what the stink is divergent?!!!

This book wasn't as bloody as The Hunger Games, but the love story twist in it was appropriately enough.  I get pissed in books where the girl pulls two guys along on a string or can't make up her mind and causes all this drama that's not even relevant nor does it enhance the story...KATNISS!!!  There's a little side love fest going on in Divergent and it's just enough that it's not distracting from the story, if it goes somewhere great....if it doesn't who cares!  So I liked that angle.  The book also has a little Matrix-y kinda feel to it with the simulation stuff and whatnot.

Still boggles my mind that Hunger Games is a Young Adult fiction book series and 9 year olds were reading it.  I think I'd class Divergent as a more appropriate Young Adult read for those parents of 9 year olds that feel bad for not letting your kid read Hunger Games...let them read this book.  (FOUND THE HAIR! Blasted thing was stuck in the letter "a" key! MUCH BETTER!!!)

Anyways, download the Kindle Book.  It's like $6.  Worth $6 for sure.  HEY! And how was THIS for a Lisa Book Review...I don't think I spoiled, right?  Tell me if I did...I'm trying to better about that. Some of my reads lately just get me so riled up that I have spoil to get my vent on...hehe!

Take a Walk on the Wild Side

For my birthday Tommy discovered a hidden gem in the Pittsburgh Area: Living Treasures Animal Park.  We ventured up to New Castle, PA to visit this really inexpensive little outdoor zoo/farm type place that lets you just stroll around and feed the animals. Crazy right?  It kind of was crazy.  It was less than $10 a person with kibble and carrots for the furry friends.

After having just visited the zoo a couple weeks ago and fighting the crowds of people and crazy kids, this was such a nice change of pace.  It only took us about an hour and a half to go through the whole park, but it was so fun.

Yep! That's me feeding the sweet, softy wallaby! 

I had three favorite things about our Animal Park visit:

• Tommy turned into either a 5 year old kid or a Dr. DoLittle.  I couldn't decide which.  He was talking to all the animals and was BOINGing around like a kangaroo.  Hilarious.  "Hey Bear! Come here, Bear! RAAAWWRRRR!"..."Hey Big Furry Gigantic Deer thing! Come here Big Furry Gigantic Deer Thing!"...lots of laughs strolling through the park.

This is "Furry Gigantic Deer Thing" & "Buck Tooth Porky the Porcupine."

• If you don't know this about my sister, Ev, she is the jumpiest person you'll ever meet, and apparently has a weird fear of birds we didn't know about.  Who knew? She walks around every day in life with birds flying around her in nearby trees...but when she attempted walking into the aviary and a bird flew from one tree to the next she dropped a load in her pants and ran the other direction out of the bird cage.  Poor Ev.  

Ev could handle feeding the miniature deer just fine. They were so cute.

• I loved the Camel.  Tommy kept saying "Hey Camel! Mr. Camel, you don't smoke cigs! You're a good camel...."  The camel was a bit of a snack hog, but if I was kept in a pen with pesty goats and lambs I think I would be too.  The camel was so sweet and his lips were so funny!

"You Don't Smoke Mr. Camel Man" was a kibble hog, but it's ok. I liked him.

The final pit stop before the park ends in the goat pen with goats, lambs and llamas.  These are the snack hogs that can just eat and eat and eat so they let you just unload all your remaining treats on these little guys.  

Not sure if you were allowed to just go strolling into the goat pen, but it didn't say "STAFF ONLY" and the gate was very welcoming so Tommy turned into a Goat Whisperer and went into the pen...

That black and white spotty goat in there was a real brat.  And he had poo on his feet and wiped it on Tommy's pants.  But he was head butting all the baby goats so they couldn't get the snacks.  I wanted to spank him.  

Apparently this place has party packages if you want to take a crew of kiddos for birthday entertainment and they also do camel and pony rides for $3 or $4.  I was initially set on a camel ride when we first arrived, but then when I saw the HUGE Camel (who also didn't smoke) he just looked kinda sad and tired...I feel your pain buddy...I'll give ya a rest.  

The park seemed a little on the unsupervised side, which surprised me, since we were shoving our hands in wild animals mouths?! BUT...maybe it's their slow season and all their current patrons when we were there looked very trustworthy and responsible.  

There were two little baby leopard cubs there SOMEWHERE.  We didn't see them in their little cage area and I was hoping to snuggle with one of those pretty kitties...but apparently they were hiding somewhere.  Oh well.  I got to love on Mr. Camel Man and that was great too!

Did you know that kangas and wallabies are nocturnal?  Initially when we went into the kanga exhibit all the roos looked kinda dead and miserable...but apparently that's because they were asleep, or at least trying to be.  They were SO soft though.  I couldn't believe it.  So soft.  I wanted one.  I'd make her carry me around in her pouch and BOING all over the place.  

Anyways, great place! Fun, entertaining, not too long of a walk, not too short of a walk...smelled kinda like poo...well, it smelled like the elephant house at the zoo.  Kinda pooey, and barny...but still super fun!  Lots of hand washing stations all over the place.  

This guy was Tommy's fave part.  I don't even know what he was.  He looked sort of like a really red headed super hairy bison?! With the longest, wettest and wildest tongue you've ever seen!

If you live in Pittsburgh and haven't been to this place you should go!  It was less than an hours drive.  Or if you're ever passing through Pittsburgh and heading North, it's totally worth a stop. It doesn't take long and it's thoroughly enjoyable.  It's right off of 79.  Actually, when we were looking at the Bear exhibit Tommy was amazed that "Mr. Bear" lives right by the highway.  It's his backyard :)  "Hey Mr. Bear! You live by the highway?!"  

Best Birthday Ever :) 

Lets Break Bread Together...I mean MAKE Bread Together!

So I was recently inspired by my friend, Maria, to domesticate myself a little more.  She has been making all kinds of crazy awesome homemade things and is like an incredible SUPER MOM:  Chai Tea, Peach Honey...Challah Bread!!! Read more about Maria and her awesome family here, they rule.  You should totally click the link to read more about her work and her family and how to contribute to the Weimer's awesomeness!

Anyways, after I started having bread on the brain I came home and started pinteresting...DUH!  I decided bread looks like it should be terribly easy.  So when I found this pin that shows you how to make bread in a dutch oven I got WAY excited.  See, a dutch oven is borderline crock pottish...and you KNOW I've been on the crock kick recently.  That was when I decided this bread thing could totally be for me.  

Like most things I try, I want to jump to obsession and go overboard with ingredients and supplies.  I started thinking and calculating "Oo! If I buy the 30 lb bag of flour from Costco and my yeast in bulk I could make bread for 6 months for about 40 cents a loaf..." Whoa! Whoa! Whoa Lisa!  Calm down.  What happens if this ends up like your first seven attempts at making a pumpkin roll??  If you fail miserably and learn you aren't a breadmaker, what in the WORLD are you going to do with 30 lbs of flour.  I still tried to justify myself and say I'd just give it to Maria if I failed...but I opted on the sensical side so I didn't overwhelm Tommy walking in the door with my new "big idea" and 30 lbs of flour. Haha! Besides...technically I shouldn't be lifting 30 lb bags of anything right now.  

This entire process really only ended up taking about a half hour of my attention.  Most of your time is just spent waiting and then baking.  You aren't going to BELIEVE how easy this was:

What you need:

• 3 cups of unbleached white flour
• 1 3/4 tsp salt
• 1/2 tsp yeast
• 1 1/2 cups of water
• Dutch Oven - this is the dutchie that I have and I'm IN LOVE.  Click on the picture to scope out and purchase one for yourself if you haven't taken the plunge yet.  You won't be disappointed. Totally worth the investment.

What to do - PHASE 1:

1. Mix together your flour and salt in a large mixing bowl.  
2. In a separate small bowl mix 1/2 cup of warm water with your 1/2 tsp of yeast.  Just stir it around till the yeast dissolves.
3. Pour the yeast/water mixture onto the flour and add the remaining 1 cup of water as well (Temperature doesn't matter here. The hottness is just to activate and dissolve the yeast.). Stir, Stir, Stir!
4. Once your mixture has a doughy consistency cover the bowl with saran wrap.  You don't want a tight tight seal because you still want some air to be able to escape the bowl as your mixture grows.  Then let the dough sit for 12-18 hours.  

What to do - PHASE 2:

1. Preheat your oven to 450 degrees. When it reaches the 450, put your dutch oven WITH the lid on inside the oven for 30 minutes.  Give that baby a little time to warm up so she can start doing her magic.
2. While your dutch oven is getting hot and ready, prepare your dough for awesomeness. 
3. Put a generous amount of flour on your prepping surface because your dough is going to be really sticky.  Dump your dough onto the flour counter and shape it into your loaf. 
4. Recover the bread either with the saran wrap or a cloth so it doesn't get flat or weird while you wait for your dutchie to be ready.  
5. After the preheat, plop your loaf into the dutchie, put the lid on and then stick her back in the oven for 30 minutes.
6. After 30 minutes is up take dutchie out, remove the lid, and put her back in for 15 more minutes. Then she's done!  Wasn't that cake!?  

It's so easy! And really good.  It tastes like a french bread but it's not skinny and long.  It's round and plump.  It's more of a crusty bread.  And I'm not sure if the crusty part happened in the last 15 minutes, or if it would have been that way regardless.  I might try it again for 45 minutes with the lid on and just see what happens.  

And get this...this is seriously like the best part...

The aftermath is SO easy to cleanup.  Yes. Those are just flour CRUMBS in the bottom of dutchie.  This and the mixing bowl was the only thing that needed cleaned up.  I couldn't believe it.  It was cake! Well, technically it is BREAD!  But it was so easy. 

I'm on a roll with this bread thing for sure.  This particular nameless loaf won't be great sandwich making bread.  But it would be great dipping bread for sopping up some oils or spaghetti sauce :)  Dang blogging makes my mouth water.  

So I'm on a mission to make sandwich bread.  Maybe like a honey oat...that's my fave bread for my subway sandwiches.  In the meantime, I also intend to learn my Grandma's Swedish Coffee bread and I wanna make hamburger buns.  I know...seems weird and random...what else did you expect from me? Normal? As Ryan Lochte would say "Chyeah...right..."